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The price of Petrol versus Printer Ink Compared with Petrol...... Think a gallon of petrol is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz £1.29 .. £10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz £1.19 ........£9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz £1.25 ........ £10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz £3.15 .. £33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz £8.35 ... £178..13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz £3.85 . £123.20 per gallon Tippex 7 oz £1.39 ....... . £5.42 per gallon And this i... ( Click for More Information ) One day, long, long ago....... There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago....... And it was just that one day. Old Timer Sex This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex tog... Bambi & Thumper from David Walker... Two shy and timid creatures have found each other in safe companionship..... Photographer travels the world photographing animals... Julie Andrews Turns 69, this is... To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for t... Snow Pictures made by Microscope Amazing Photos of snow taken through a microscope Interesting Stuff Here are just a few interesting images I found whilst surfing the net Like this which is the largest digging machine in the world.... Another One from Jean in Canada The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or ea... Facelift ( thanks to Jean from... A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience... Pictures - Taken Just At The... From the downright hilarious to the utterly painful this collection of ‘taken just at the right time’ pics will have you cringing ... Drop Kick the Faint! Just do it! What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when the... Coign of Vantage from Bobblebrook Put your spatial perception into perspective with this 3d puzzle game. Assemble as many images from an abstract cloud as you can b... The Ancient Laws of the Pirate 1. A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map. 2. Parrots are the pre... If you were around in 1919... would you quit drinking? ..........you would probably need it.... The Worlds Hardest Game 2 ? So, you think you're so smart. Well, Harder 2 is 50 levels of brain-crushing pain. How long can you withstand the awesome power of... Recognise These Two "Nosey" Guys? Just a bit of fun Remember Etch a Sketch? I had one of these as a child, did you? (It drove me bananas then too!) Save This Bunny You've just got to try this..........it's very clever web work! Start Your Day With a Smile! Nature Extraordinaire! (ahh - to be at the right spot at the right moment with a camera in hand!!) Gamenet.com Gamenet.com is a Free Online Games Network Play Clones v Droids it's just one of the range of Clone War games available. Other gam... Another Blonde! A Blonde goes to M & S to buy curtains. She tells the assistant, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The assistant a... Son of a ………...! ... A rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited L... Another Great Time Waster That I'm... just click on the link below.........David Walker Giving Up Wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a c... US Air Force Test Game Too fast for me! How about you? This Would be Funny if it... "All for Jesus. All for Jesus. All for Jesus. All for Jesus," -- Republican Candidate Sam Brownback's stump speech in Iowa. ... Gordon Brown Visits Washington Gordon Brown flies into Washington , still an unknown quantity to most people in the U.S. despite his bizarre appearance on Ameri... Senior Citizens Are Valuable: We are more valuable than any of the younger generations: We have silver in our hair. We have gold in our teeth. We ha... Having a Bad Day? Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse..... The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes o... "Flying In The Mountains" ... Be aware that if you do suffer from vertigo this can make you feel dizzy as it’s so real – you are flying! Move your cursor over t... 78 Optical Illusions & Visual Phenomena... These pages demonstrate visual phenomena, and »optical« or »visual illusions«. The latter is more appropriate, because most effect... Unusual Things to Teach Your Body... I don't know if any of this works so please try some of these things and leave your comments below - Ed 1. If your throat tickles,... Doodle away! Time to kill? Come and have a doodle This and That This is great! Just click on the link below, press or double click your left mouse button to create digital sand and use the keys ... George Carlin on Age. (Absolutely Brilliant)... IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT... The Blind Bunny Thanks to Michelle for this one One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell... Men's Rules for Men 1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 2. Under no circu... Did You Know... It's just possible that not all the following statements are true, who the hell cares, move on. The women of the Tiwi tribe in the... A Brief look at the End... WARNING! Don't listen if you are offended by the "F" word This short animation made me smile anyway! A Few One Liners for Next... 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies lik... Daily Crossword Puzzles Do you like crosswords? Then click on the link below to test your skill Earth and Moon Viewer - this... You can view either a map of the Earth showing the day and night regions at this moment, or view the Earth from the Sun, the Moon,... Play Chess? Fancy a game? Think you can beat a computer? Well what are you waiting for..................... Three Women Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. ... Giant Magnifying Glass Reported Missing Death and destruction feared if a maniac gets their hands on it............says a reliable source. Hello Maniac, fancy seeing you ... AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMO... Why Americans Should Never Be Allowed... The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't... 25 Ways to Improve Your Health... 1.) Brush twice a day! How to get a Pay Raise... A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?... Displaying A Bit of Fun Items 1 - 50 of 50