My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, “What’s on TV?”
I said, “Dust.”
And then the fi... Ahh............ Swine Flu
As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a bes... The Vulgar Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad
attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out ... Disorder in the American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken d... Government Health Warning
Government Health WarningSorry, no description available. and the moral of the story...
40 years of marriage...
A warning from Michelle Pictures that make you say ............What...
Pictures that make you say ............What...Sorry, no description available. Meals on Wheels
(with thanks to Isabel in Canada)
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat ... The Free Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept ... THE MONKS
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church ... Dancing In The Confessional
As soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her wa... Spider....this is cool
THIS IS SPOOKY!!! it EVEN PICKS UP THE BUGS!
(from spooky David Walker) Retirement entertainment
How to stay entertained while retired...
A few tips from Barbara A special poem for seasoned citizens
From a VERY Seasoned David Walker! Water Treatment
An elderly man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room, and co...