15 min: In the last 5 minutes Clitheroe have not touched the ball once. Forget parking the bus, they’ve taken the keys out and gone for Sunday lunch.
10 min: Salford City FC have their first shot on goal from 75 yards. It doesn’t go in, instead smashing a window on the Chairman’s Mercedes
8 min: Nothing happening with this bunch of clod-hoppers bashing the ball about in the middle of the park
5 min: Salford forcing Clitheroe onto the back foot with Josh Davis dancing and weaving like a drunken swan through the defence
[liveblog] 3 min: Dangerous challenge on Bobby Zamora there as Alderson goes two-footed into the older man’s right shin. I can see bone, people.
[liveblog] 1 min: Teen superstar Josh Alderson looks to the Lord above as he jogs on to the pitch, he’s lucky to be here after that ridiculous tackle on Marcus Bamford last weekend at Stoke
