A new somewhat controversial Mayoral candidate for Salford has been announced today with the news that Karl H Davison intends to run as an Independent candidate.
Mr Davison a resident of Winton has been interested in local politics for several years and reckons that he is the ideal candidate for the the role.
As Wintons premier manikini, male model and Ben Affleck lookalike he told SalfordOnline.com what he can offer the people of Salford.
“Winton Wanderers will be given a new 60,000 seat stadium, and Swinton Civic Centre will be renamed the Roger Hayhurst centre in honour of crime fighting super hero Knight Warriror.
” I have plans for a Winton to Monton guided busway along Parrin lane which should benefit the locals no end.
I did once hold strong views about ‘Gingers’ however My war against them is over, a truce has been called and I am now concentrating my efforts of building a society in which my Ginger friends can coexist peacefully without fear of name calling and ridicule by those with normal hair.
“I will be attending Gingers anonymous later this morning to shake hands with their hive queen and put this feud to rest once and for all.
“As prospective Mayor of Salford I often get asked about my Green Policy, to be honest I think we should legalize it and criminalize Councillors as they have a far worse effect on the lives of Salford folks.
“As part of my Mayoral campaign I am writing a womanifesto as well so as to cater for the lasses and not to be seen as a Sid the sexist, it of course will be easier to understand and have diagrams featuring kittens. So don’t worry ladies”
Voting takes place on May 5.
Other candidates include, Paul Dennett, Michael Felse, Maxine McCarthy, Robin Garrido, Matt Kilsby, Wendy Olsen and Owen Hammond.
